So today is national "talk like a pirate day". Do we really need a whole day devoted to talking like Jack Sparrow? I like all the "savvy" and "salty dog...arrrgh!" lines as much as anyone, I'm just not sure we need a whole day devoted to it. Let's spread it out in small amounts instead. Throw something in an email...to your boss...and copy HR...and the CEO. See how that goes and get back to me, ye salty dog.
In case you're still employed after that, here's a way to send a message to your coworkers whom you find annoying. The site says it's anonymous (famous last words) so why not?. Hey, why not combine the two? Send them an email in pirate speak. I dare you.