That title sounds like it could almost be the name of a business. Hmm..I like it already -- [ahem]. Looks like the not so humble bikini has just taken a technological leap forward. Now the bikini will talk to you and alert you that you've been exposed to the sun for too long. That's pretty good, but how long will it be before the same bikini starts alerting you that there's losers in your general area? "Alert, Alert! Loser in the area! Vacate the premises now! Cover up, cover up! You've been exposed! Go go go!"